Now I'm gonna tell you a story
About a bloke you'll all find out
A story of what happened to him
And the birds that he takes out

He turned up late at the pictures
She started to scream and shout
He said to her listen to me darling
There's something I must find out

So he said
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers in a twist

On tuesday stopped at the wimpy
For grillthy coffee and brunch
The waitress there gve him such a stare
He turned round and pinched her lunch

So he said
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers in a twist

Driving down town on wednesday
Got a puncture in the rear
She started to scream and holler
So he thumped her in the ear

And he said
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers in a twist

On thursday he went to the palais
There was this bird he fancied about
He winked across the dance floor
And she started to leap about

So he said
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers in a twist

On friday he went to the local
The barmaid he then took out
He put his hand on her big brown thigh
And she turned round and gave him a clout

So he said
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers in a twist

So he said
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers in a twist
Don't get your knickers
Don't get your knickers.....
